Message from @Aerione

Discord ID: 203469828709679106


2016-07-15 11:11:03 UTC  

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2016-07-15 11:11:26 UTC  

Something like this can help but if you limp wrist slap off someone it won't matter

2016-07-15 11:11:56 UTC  

Weightlifting doesn't translate to real life fighting (unfortunately)

2016-07-15 11:12:02 UTC  

Had to learn that myself

2016-07-15 11:14:14 UTC  

http://www.knifezilla.vegas/product-p/swbat16h.htm

2016-07-15 11:14:26 UTC  

>Smith and Wesson

2016-07-15 11:14:33 UTC  

Every time

2016-07-15 11:14:36 UTC  

"""smith and wesson"""

2016-07-15 11:14:50 UTC  

yeah but in a wallet or no wallet situation having 5 seconds in between "gib ess ya feckn phone m8" and losing your phone it might be useful

2016-07-15 11:14:54 UTC  

They sell a bunch of knives and self defense stuff in the UK

2016-07-15 11:15:05 UTC  

who knows though, maybe its jsut for peace of mind

2016-07-15 11:15:22 UTC  

Problem is it's kinda ugly

2016-07-15 11:15:40 UTC  

Srs knowing how to throw a punch changes your mindset and makes you walk more confidently/less of a threat

2016-07-15 11:15:52 UTC  

oh ROFL

2016-07-15 11:15:55 UTC  

If you know you can handle yourself

2016-07-15 11:15:58 UTC  

i've watched tons of anime about fighting

2016-07-15 11:16:03 UTC  

so i know how to pose and such

2016-07-15 11:16:08 UTC  

>anime

2016-07-15 11:16:11 UTC  

Sheit

2016-07-15 11:16:27 UTC  

People might flee from your dank poses in fear of catching your bicuriousity

2016-07-15 11:16:31 UTC  

Especially if you've seen Jojo

2016-07-15 11:16:50 UTC  

>Jii goes into a Naruto pose as a chav walks up

2016-07-15 11:17:13 UTC  

Just set up a dummy at home and load up some Bas Rutten

2016-07-15 11:17:37 UTC  

cant find anything for less than £10

2016-07-15 11:18:12 UTC  

This dvd got passed around my high school kek

2016-07-15 11:18:27 UTC  

KEEK TO THA BAWLS AND BAM BAM BAM

2016-07-15 11:20:35 UTC  

The knife trick is kinda funny to watch in practice

2016-07-15 11:20:46 UTC  

But in reality, you're taken off guard, and that's where it gets tricky

2016-07-15 11:21:04 UTC  

Walk around with a chink made garotte

2016-07-15 11:22:48 UTC  

I can tell Jii has never been in a fight, if someone runs up demanding his wallet he'll freeze in shock, not reach for a sub-£10 self defence meme

2016-07-15 11:22:54 UTC  

It might have mental benefits

2016-07-15 11:23:24 UTC  

But teaching yourself how to punch and react is valuable so you stay calm

2016-07-15 11:23:48 UTC  

Well

2016-07-15 11:24:03 UTC  

Nothing teaches better than being smacked in the face a few times

2016-07-15 11:24:11 UTC  

Helps future occurences

2016-07-15 11:24:54 UTC  

I've never seen anyone handle their first fight well

2016-07-15 11:25:03 UTC  

Cause the first impact always leave them dazed and confused

2016-07-15 11:25:03 UTC  

Yeah being punched is a learning experience