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Can you throw a punch?
not really, im strong because weightlifting but no martial training
Learn how to throw a punch at home, that's free
It'll do more for you than some meme baton
In a life and death situation you wont be scrambling for your backpack to rummage through some memes
Something like this can help but if you limp wrist slap off someone it won't matter
Weightlifting doesn't translate to real life fighting (unfortunately)
Had to learn that myself
http://www.knifezilla.vegas/product-p/swbat16h.htm
>Smith and Wesson
Every time
"""smith and wesson"""
yeah but in a wallet or no wallet situation having 5 seconds in between "gib ess ya feckn phone m8" and losing your phone it might be useful
They sell a bunch of knives and self defense stuff in the UK
who knows though, maybe its jsut for peace of mind
Problem is it's kinda ugly
Srs knowing how to throw a punch changes your mindset and makes you walk more confidently/less of a threat
oh ROFL
i've watched tons of anime about fighting
so i know how to pose and such
>anime
Sheit
People might flee from your dank poses in fear of catching your bicuriousity
Especially if you've seen Jojo
>Jii goes into a Naruto pose as a chav walks up
Just set up a dummy at home and load up some Bas Rutten
cant find anything for less than £10
This dvd got passed around my high school kek
KEEK TO THA BAWLS AND BAM BAM BAM
The knife trick is kinda funny to watch in practice
But in reality, you're taken off guard, and that's where it gets tricky
Walk around with a chink made garotte
I can tell Jii has never been in a fight, if someone runs up demanding his wallet he'll freeze in shock, not reach for a sub-£10 self defence meme
It might have mental benefits
But teaching yourself how to punch and react is valuable so you stay calm
Well