Message from @godzirra

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2016-07-16 14:46:23 UTC  

Swedes literally go over to peel bananas for them for like 4k a month

2016-07-16 14:46:39 UTC  

Yeah Mao was talking about the border hoppers

2016-07-16 14:47:10 UTC  

SNP was pointing at Norway saying "WE HAVE ALL THIS OIL, WHY NOT TAKE IT BACK FROM THE UK AND DO THAT?!"

2016-07-16 14:47:20 UTC  

but no one really knows what goes on over there

2016-07-16 14:47:29 UTC  

No campaign had a better pitch

2016-07-16 14:47:35 UTC  

"you might lose your pensions!"

2016-07-16 14:47:37 UTC  

i remember reading that scotland had a toxic oil industry

2016-07-16 14:47:49 UTC  

we don't really have control over the oil

2016-07-16 14:47:59 UTC  

and that it costed them more than it profited

2016-07-16 14:48:00 UTC  

not one of our devolved powers

2016-07-16 14:48:54 UTC  

in devolution we got given some independence over how we run the country but the major stuff is still decided in England

2016-07-16 14:49:32 UTC  

we got more this year tho

2016-07-16 14:49:33 UTC  

which is nice

2016-07-16 14:49:51 UTC  

would it annoy you if all the powers were suddenly taken away?

2016-07-16 14:50:04 UTC  

they can't

2016-07-16 14:50:16 UTC  

the 2016 act you need a referendum to abolish the Scottish government

2016-07-16 14:50:18 UTC  

which no one would do

2016-07-16 14:50:40 UTC  

because we brought in free university education for Scottish residents and anybody else if they stay in the country 3 years

2016-07-16 14:50:51 UTC  

free bus travel for the elderly

2016-07-16 14:51:21 UTC  

people in England and the rest of the world squat here for 3 years then take the education because it's 9k a year down south

2016-07-16 14:51:54 UTC  

free university education o_o

2016-07-16 14:52:03 UTC  

yeah, the chinks flow here in their thousands

2016-07-16 14:52:10 UTC  

my whole area has new buildings popping up to house them

2016-07-16 14:52:13 UTC  

fuck i'm already in 6th form, i guess it's too late for me to move to scotland

2016-07-16 14:52:23 UTC  

coudl always just do uni later

2016-07-16 14:52:28 UTC  

you also get free money to study here

2016-07-16 14:52:33 UTC  

Canada
China
India
Pakistan
United States of America

2016-07-16 14:52:35 UTC  

you have to pay it back though

2016-07-16 14:52:36 UTC  

if you come from these places

2016-07-16 14:52:44 UTC  

@breh i wanna start earning asap though

2016-07-16 14:52:49 UTC  

scholarships you pay back?

2016-07-16 14:52:50 UTC  

wot

2016-07-16 14:53:03 UTC  

i don't think i would be able to get a scholarship

2016-07-16 14:53:10 UTC  

the free money for students

2016-07-16 14:53:17 UTC  

do you not?

2016-07-16 14:53:19 UTC  

they give it out to every yank, canuck, chink and pajeet who applies

2016-07-16 14:53:22 UTC  

no, pretty sure you don't

2016-07-16 14:53:47 UTC  

what if i'm a half chink from the uk

2016-07-16 14:54:13 UTC  

that doesn't speak mandarin

2016-07-16 14:54:36 UTC  

I see, the saltire scholarship covers studying here immediately