9 tons per day

I love that you can choose the unit of measurement.

HELLO YES I REQUIRE 100 METRIC TONS OF DILDOS

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Tic-Tac-Mint-18g_50028161802.html

Is it safe to order chink candy?

Imagine owning 8 pallets of tictacs

Uh

I honestly have no idea.

You will probably not be able to get chink food past customs

Damn it

I'm pretty sure I can't in the UK but I might be wrong.

I know that chink kitchen utensils are forbidden

because of the plastics used

Alibaba is pretty good for tenga eggs I guess

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Factory-Wholesale-Japanese-Gaga-EGG-Gaga_60051721721.html

On the topic of candy though

it's really easy to buy candy on amazon.co.uk

hmm yeah

bootleg tictacs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0YRqv4s1Ls

How do we know that's fake though?

Hmm

http://www.theheinekencompany.com/tampering-with-heineken-labels

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Heineken-absolutely-on-top-of-fake-beer-threat-after-Vietnam-gang-bust

buuut

the taste

what

wouldnt it be easy to taste that it was fake

By then you've bought it

and opened the bottle

and you'd think nothing of it because it looked legit

That site posted some threads earlier

god damn

so many fakes

isnt heiniken known for tasting like shit anyways

just about everything

more blinni memes

Animeshitters...

Got a degree in shitposting

Want me to turn Korean instead?