alibaba is a bulk seller

but realised people only want 1 or two things at once

so they split off into aliexpress

Yeah, I can definitely see myself loving this if I had a business.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/real-skin-feeling-dildo_60330803522.html

100 dildos for 300 dollars

Motorcycle around, throw them through windows

scream "HOPE RIDES ALONE"

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/chewy-starch-super-sour-sweet-candy_609589127.html?spm=a2700.7743248.51.1.vyG2jw

>50 000 min order

Mouth cancer

;-;

I like these.

9 tons per day

I love that you can choose the unit of measurement.

HELLO YES I REQUIRE 100 METRIC TONS OF DILDOS

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Tic-Tac-Mint-18g_50028161802.html

Is it safe to order chink candy?

Imagine owning 8 pallets of tictacs

Uh

I honestly have no idea.

You will probably not be able to get chink food past customs

Damn it

I'm pretty sure I can't in the UK but I might be wrong.

I know that chink kitchen utensils are forbidden

because of the plastics used

Alibaba is pretty good for tenga eggs I guess

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Factory-Wholesale-Japanese-Gaga-EGG-Gaga_60051721721.html

On the topic of candy though

it's really easy to buy candy on amazon.co.uk

hmm yeah

bootleg tictacs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0YRqv4s1Ls

How do we know that's fake though?

Hmm

http://www.theheinekencompany.com/tampering-with-heineken-labels

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Heineken-absolutely-on-top-of-fake-beer-threat-after-Vietnam-gang-bust

buuut

the taste

what

wouldnt it be easy to taste that it was fake