Message from @Jignx

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2016-08-31 20:31:15 UTC  

he climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine)
Sahih Bukhari 7:71:590

2016-08-31 20:32:05 UTC  

>The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

2016-08-31 20:32:15 UTC  

Muhammad believed that water cannot be tainted

2016-08-31 20:32:18 UTC  

no matter what

2016-08-31 20:32:26 UTC  

so it's okay to bathe and drink dirty water

2016-08-31 20:32:30 UTC  

Kek

2016-08-31 20:32:36 UTC  

What a fucking loser

2016-08-31 20:32:50 UTC  

I need to read book more

2016-08-31 20:32:52 UTC  

Islam is what happens if an insane person made a religion

2016-08-31 20:32:54 UTC  

jesus christ

2016-08-31 20:36:50 UTC  

Oh

2016-08-31 20:37:01 UTC  

Islam's idea of heaven is "Ibn Majah, wrote that the perpetual virgins will all "have appetizing vaginas", and that the "penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal"

2016-08-31 20:39:54 UTC  

is this true tbh?

2016-08-31 20:40:01 UTC  

Can i get any ok sunglasses for £1.70

2016-08-31 20:40:06 UTC  

What page is that on?

2016-08-31 20:40:43 UTC  

I am on page 21 atm

2016-08-31 20:41:07 UTC  

There is little to no difference in chink glasses

2016-08-31 20:41:44 UTC  

They should all have uv filters. Polarization they don't have

2016-08-31 20:41:47 UTC  

chink glasses are pretty shit at those prices

2016-08-31 20:41:55 UTC  

if you want good replicas you gotta spend more

2016-08-31 20:42:08 UTC  

at around $20-30 bucks you're getting shit that have no difference between the originals

2016-08-31 20:42:45 UTC  

"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." - Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

2016-08-31 20:42:52 UTC  

next payday I'll have to get some

2016-08-31 20:43:06 UTC  

page 51

2016-08-31 20:43:20 UTC  
2016-08-31 20:43:23 UTC  

talk to this guy

2016-08-31 20:43:30 UTC  

he literally has the best chink g;lasses in china

2016-08-31 20:43:36 UTC  

prices are high though

2016-08-31 20:43:43 UTC  

but you're getting something that's as good as the original

2016-08-31 20:44:28 UTC  

tbh I just let my parents pay for glasses :^)

2016-08-31 20:47:48 UTC  

What should I get for 1.70 though

2016-08-31 20:48:31 UTC  

just find one at those prices

2016-08-31 20:52:19 UTC  

which colour do I pick

2016-08-31 20:52:24 UTC  

Black

2016-08-31 20:55:13 UTC  

so

2016-08-31 20:56:11 UTC  

20 bucks for glasses is heaps too much

2016-08-31 20:56:15 UTC  

tortoiseshell glasses