Message from @Jignx

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2016-08-31 20:41:47 UTC  

chink glasses are pretty shit at those prices

2016-08-31 20:41:55 UTC  

if you want good replicas you gotta spend more

2016-08-31 20:42:08 UTC  

at around $20-30 bucks you're getting shit that have no difference between the originals

2016-08-31 20:42:45 UTC  

"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." - Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

2016-08-31 20:42:52 UTC  

next payday I'll have to get some

2016-08-31 20:43:06 UTC  

page 51

2016-08-31 20:43:20 UTC  
2016-08-31 20:43:23 UTC  

talk to this guy

2016-08-31 20:43:30 UTC  

he literally has the best chink g;lasses in china

2016-08-31 20:43:36 UTC  

prices are high though

2016-08-31 20:43:43 UTC  

but you're getting something that's as good as the original

2016-08-31 20:44:28 UTC  

tbh I just let my parents pay for glasses :^)

2016-08-31 20:47:48 UTC  

What should I get for 1.70 though

2016-08-31 20:48:31 UTC  

just find one at those prices

2016-08-31 20:52:19 UTC  

which colour do I pick

2016-08-31 20:52:24 UTC  

Black

2016-08-31 20:55:13 UTC  

so

2016-08-31 20:56:11 UTC  

20 bucks for glasses is heaps too much

2016-08-31 20:56:15 UTC  

tortoiseshell glasses

2016-08-31 20:56:19 UTC  

fucking powerbank is less

2016-08-31 20:56:23 UTC  

everything else is less

2016-08-31 20:58:05 UTC  

I'd pick the brown or black raybans

2016-08-31 20:58:49 UTC  

like I said

2016-08-31 20:58:52 UTC  

you get what you pay for

2016-08-31 20:59:26 UTC  

those are all very feminine glasses

2016-08-31 20:59:28 UTC  

they're made from the same parts the originals are made from

2016-08-31 20:59:40 UTC  

ur mum is feminine

2016-08-31 21:00:04 UTC  

you're not trying to make me sad again are you?

2016-08-31 21:00:48 UTC  

"Quality testing"

2016-08-31 21:01:02 UTC  

nice meme

2016-08-31 21:01:04 UTC  

They noticed the fucking phone battery explodes

2016-08-31 21:01:09 UTC  

"something is wrong and we need to know if it's fine to ship so we're going to test it a bit"

2016-08-31 21:01:46 UTC  

my sister had a samsung phone

2016-08-31 21:01:50 UTC  

and it caught on fire

2016-08-31 21:01:53 UTC  

They stopped giving them to korean operators because they are testing them now