The Great Emu War

was a sad time

aussie heritage

convicts, gold diggers [literally], and chinks

I'd like to shoot one of those 1950s water-cooled machine guns

Even if it wasn't into a flock of emus

From a defilade

Would be fucking sick

guys

tell me if this is schizophrenia

what

Yes

one time when i was home alone and i was chilling in my room

no

Why don't you ask your headmate

maybe

i started seeing people running around my house and hallways

>Canadians constantly hunting for ways to be special snowflakes

Forreal

wtf guys I'm schizo now

psycho somatic addict insane

Sounds like you got some carbon monoxide

and i heard voices and shit calling my name and mumbling

but this happens all the time

like no matter where i am

its spooky as fucj

oh shit

It's God trying to tell you to stop being a faggot

alright ill try

ill suck one of the hallucinations dick

Well, as a licensed psychiatrist, no your fine

Source: psychiatrist, licensed

Edit: thanks for the gold!

kek

Edit Edit: OKAY GUYS YOU CAN STOP HATING ON ME NOW

Where is Cathy

idk

cathy got arrested for possession of child porn

where is catht?

Kek