i work at staples (kill me)

I got to explain this shit to the site manager when he wakes up

This job is good but the graveyard shift is killing me

"shit shattered yo"

Yeah

something something it broke

Ring the glass installers cause they fucked up

you know your coat is classy when it has a lighter and cigarettes pocket

fuck i love ontario

soon it'll have a vape pocket

no

it's work clothes

ontario is just tradesmen with trucks and smokes and double doubles

that's all there is here

"eh bud wanna go out for a quick dart and a timmies run"

twice an hour

forever

What are Dart and tummies

Fuck

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dart is a cigarette

timmies is tim hortons

basically we drink double doubles like madmen

We call ciggeratte breaks "smokos" here

wtf

here it's hackin a dart or hackin a pack

How about hackin a mainframe

oh heck ya

also another meme is to switch from smoked to dip in the winter so you can spend less time outside

How much is a pack of cigarettes?

between $10 and $15

Theyre taxed to fuck here

same

$20 for a pack

dip is taxed to fuck here

$20 a can

I'm glad I don't smoke I'd have no money

i don't smoke enough for it to be a signifigant amount of money

i buy a pack maybe once a week

less often usually

Ah ok