Message from @StormSplurge

Discord ID: 251742020299653121


2016-11-25 16:08:17 UTC  

And of course a tempered glass panel shattered on my shift

2016-11-25 16:09:04 UTC  

wot

2016-11-25 16:09:28 UTC  

A 3mx1.5m just spontaneouly shattered

2016-11-25 16:09:40 UTC  

what do you do

2016-11-25 16:09:41 UTC  

Tempered glass panel

2016-11-25 16:09:51 UTC  

Security on a building site

2016-11-25 16:09:57 UTC  

kewl

2016-11-25 16:10:03 UTC  

i work at staples (kill me)

2016-11-25 16:10:18 UTC  

I got to explain this shit to the site manager when he wakes up

2016-11-25 16:10:41 UTC  

This job is good but the graveyard shift is killing me

2016-11-25 16:11:06 UTC  

"shit shattered yo"

2016-11-25 16:11:25 UTC  

Yeah

2016-11-25 16:11:29 UTC  

something something it broke

2016-11-25 16:11:49 UTC  

Ring the glass installers cause they fucked up

2016-11-25 16:12:01 UTC  

you know your coat is classy when it has a lighter and cigarettes pocket

2016-11-25 16:12:04 UTC  

fuck i love ontario

2016-11-25 16:12:19 UTC  

soon it'll have a vape pocket

2016-11-25 16:12:27 UTC  

no

2016-11-25 16:12:32 UTC  

it's work clothes

2016-11-25 16:12:49 UTC  

ontario is just tradesmen with trucks and smokes and double doubles

2016-11-25 16:12:54 UTC  

that's all there is here

2016-11-25 16:13:06 UTC  

"eh bud wanna go out for a quick dart and a timmies run"

2016-11-25 16:13:10 UTC  

twice an hour

2016-11-25 16:13:13 UTC  

forever

2016-11-25 16:13:28 UTC  

What are Dart and tummies

2016-11-25 16:13:33 UTC  

Fuck

2016-11-25 16:13:38 UTC  

Auto correct

2016-11-25 16:13:41 UTC  

dart is a cigarette

2016-11-25 16:13:45 UTC  

timmies is tim hortons

2016-11-25 16:14:02 UTC  

basically we drink double doubles like madmen

2016-11-25 16:14:42 UTC  

We call ciggeratte breaks "smokos" here

2016-11-25 16:14:48 UTC  

wtf

2016-11-25 16:15:01 UTC  

here it's hackin a dart or hackin a pack

2016-11-25 16:15:20 UTC  

How about hackin a mainframe

2016-11-25 16:15:31 UTC  

oh heck ya

2016-11-25 16:15:45 UTC  

also another meme is to switch from smoked to dip in the winter so you can spend less time outside

2016-11-25 16:16:54 UTC  

How much is a pack of cigarettes?

2016-11-25 16:17:01 UTC  

between $10 and $15

2016-11-25 16:17:26 UTC  

Theyre taxed to fuck here

2016-11-25 16:17:37 UTC  

same

2016-11-25 16:17:38 UTC  

$20 for a pack