Message from @sludge
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i work retail and it's black friday i might kill myself fr
Rip
What time is it for you?
Right now
11:06
need to be there for 12
It's 05:06 here and I finish at 08:00
And of course a tempered glass panel shattered on my shift
wot
A 3mx1.5m just spontaneouly shattered
what do you do
Tempered glass panel
Security on a building site
kewl
i work at staples (kill me)
I got to explain this shit to the site manager when he wakes up
This job is good but the graveyard shift is killing me
"shit shattered yo"
Yeah
something something it broke
you know your coat is classy when it has a lighter and cigarettes pocket
fuck i love ontario
soon it'll have a vape pocket
no
it's work clothes
ontario is just tradesmen with trucks and smokes and double doubles
that's all there is here
"eh bud wanna go out for a quick dart and a timmies run"
twice an hour
forever
What are Dart and tummies
Fuck
Auto correct
dart is a cigarette
timmies is tim hortons
basically we drink double doubles like madmen
We call ciggeratte breaks "smokos" here
wtf
here it's hackin a dart or hackin a pack
How about hackin a mainframe