shit cant break

I want to get one of those inflatable things you can use to open car doors.

it's the difference between having one that breaks on you on the tenth lock and one that'll stay in your pocket after you break into ten houses

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PUMP-WEDGE-LOCKSMITH-TOOLS-Auto-Air-Wedge-Airbag-Lock-Pick-Set-Open-Car-Door-Lock-Medium/32690030756.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.19.sdcsY1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=064daded-4c1b-439c-a6ad-099f5769a742

what do you stick that in the handle

???

a glock

you bend the windshield or something like that

Usually, you stick it toward the top of the door and use a tool to press the unlock button

you stick in the door

actually dont listen to me

I only know they work because the locksmith used one to get into my car when I locked my keys in it.

It's scary how well it worked and how easy it was.

wo man

and to think you paid a locksmith for that 8)

Had I known he was going to use a blood pressure tester and a stick, I would not have paid him $200 to open it (don't lock your fucking keys in the car, they make you sign before or they won't open it)

i remember watching someone push in a windshield to unlock a car door

pretty fuckin scary considering i knew fuck all about windows

heh

I don't see how that would work.

same

but it was done right in front of me

I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMuhKZRWdz0

That's how you use it.

so is the info on ali where it says that the package was scanned at my towns post office reliable?

cause the postman didnt bring it

it could still be at the post office

Wait for tomorrow ? I dunno.

ususally my chink packages say "transport" or something and i get no updates outside of china

>wait

reeee

Welp I'm used to those >25 days where I'm

I envy those who get their packages quickly

r u a fellow burger

?

nay

yuropoor

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