time to do some research

I only knew about 10 or so

I want to learn about the #199 type

nice

I'm hungry, what should I have for lunch today

sips

Sips are forbidden, dear.

I've felt much better after eliminating 90% of caffeine from my diet

I should honestly just kill off soda all together

Feels bretty gud being able to fall asleep before midnight

eat a packet of crisps

Don't like chips, my gums are all fucky so I don't eat things that could irritate them

I'm talking about crisps

not chips

Same thing

chips are soft

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Show me a picture of what you call chips

Those are fries

they're chips you silly amerimutt

Don't lecture me on something I eat 3 times a week, minimum, dear

Those are fries

*freedom* fries.

I will lecture you on the ***English*** language

not the american language

"washing up liquid"

or soap

depending where you are in the UK

Damn it, gf ate the ravioli. Time for the old standby

Pancakes

"horseback riding" because apparently you're retarded enough to not know where to sit on the horse

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck chocolate chip, blueberry, or plain for the pancakes?

plain

Should I make sausage patties, or crumble the sausage and put it in an omelet

Both

Meat in omelets don't count.

@johnfrum the omelet is looking like my best bet, because these pancakes are cooking awfully for some reason.