Message from @₭ⱤŪX

Discord ID: 625370395381465089


2019-09-22 16:31:07 UTC  

>not using text-tv(teletext) for your hooker needs >being this simple

2019-09-22 16:31:14 UTC  

But your knowledge of backpages is commendable. Hard times, huh?

2019-09-22 16:33:35 UTC  

oi mate

2019-09-22 16:34:22 UTC  

@Tervy sorry, your degenerate country makes finding a whore easy. Our pure one makes it illegal.

2019-09-22 16:35:01 UTC  

God smiles when you get your dick sucked in a dark alley by a woman with more chromosomes than teeth.

2019-09-22 16:35:15 UTC  

tbh im not sure if teletext had whores only phonegirls?

2019-09-22 16:35:35 UTC  

@Matthew well here its perfectly legal if you get tax-number and remember tax your earnings :P

2019-09-22 16:35:42 UTC  

oldest job in planet and all that jazz

2019-09-22 16:36:16 UTC  

>uk will probably ban 3d printers eventually

2019-09-22 16:36:19 UTC  

but being "pimp" is illegal and sets you back nice 10+ years of jailtime~

2019-09-22 16:36:36 UTC  

Imagine the county that made the sten trying to ban expedient firearms

2019-09-22 16:36:54 UTC  

im suprised that UK still allows 3D printers or CAD products, or any machining equipment in general

2019-09-22 16:37:13 UTC  

Do you have a loisence for that soldering iron

2019-09-22 16:37:14 UTC  

Oy got a lpisence for that drill press

2019-09-22 16:37:26 UTC  

I told the joke better

2019-09-22 16:37:39 UTC  

Okay, John.

2019-09-22 16:37:48 UTC  

UKs future license for hammer and chisel

2019-09-22 16:37:56 UTC  

god forbid someone chisels gun out of wood

2019-09-22 16:37:57 UTC  

Loisence *

2019-09-22 16:38:41 UTC  

how does it feel to get (((free shipping))) from taobao

2019-09-22 16:38:47 UTC  

or .WOODEN SWORD *Gasp*

2019-09-22 16:38:55 UTC  

God forbid.

2019-09-22 16:41:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/625371195423981569/IMG_20190922_112809.jpg

2019-09-22 16:42:40 UTC  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2019-09-22 16:56:28 UTC  

God I am super annoyed at my drill press,

2019-09-22 16:56:52 UTC  

The Chinese milling table I got drags it down

2019-09-22 16:57:13 UTC  

So now I need a socket set to adjust it

2019-09-22 16:57:25 UTC  

Thisbis what I get for making fun of the zoomer tervy helped

2019-09-22 16:59:55 UTC  

may your drill press be always offset just enough*

2019-09-22 17:01:03 UTC  

<:gasp:466571693222002708>

2019-09-22 17:28:59 UTC  

Imagine unironically being John

2019-09-22 17:32:14 UTC  

Your dog looks like it has it ruf

2019-09-22 17:32:51 UTC  

He was schleep then I sat down and woke him up

2019-09-22 18:12:12 UTC  

why are you making your dog sniff your armpits

2019-09-22 18:14:48 UTC  

It's a power move

2019-09-22 18:17:45 UTC  

That poor stock.

2019-09-22 18:18:01 UTC  

That's about the only useful original part of what was probably an already sporterized gun.

2019-09-22 18:18:15 UTC  

i want to see the nutjob who fires that thing

2019-09-22 18:18:48 UTC  

I dunno how the scope would work tbh