Message from @Matthew
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Who here /craftfag
I've only had a Sour Apple sip today
I'm limiting my sipping to one a day as part of my diet
The headaches are extraordinary
...you get headaches from sip?
I usually have 3-4 <:boomer:480046032546168863> a day
oh
jesus
caffiene withdrawal is a fucking cunt
@Hiruzen do you want to impress the ~~gook~~ Korean lady with food?
He'll impress her with his Chad stride and monk hair
I should get some opera glasses
...y
I'd probably enjoy the plays more if I could see the actors properly
Facial expressions are also an important part of an actor's routine
But you'll look like an enormous faggot
I mean, you re already at an opera, so
just get normal glasses 🤔
or
>hes too poor to get front row seats
@Deleted User well, sort of
I can try
I'm no means a good cook lmao
also it's 4:22 a.m and I should probably hit the sack sigh
Make sure your sack is hitting her butt
Probably won't be hard to do, since you're a dicklet
He's probably gonna be grinding his balls on her ass
>"Is it in yet"
if your dick is small just stick your balls in too
Forbidden knowledge tbh
for /csg eyes only
passed down from generation to generation of small dicked chinese
@Deleted User where do I find that movie?
Puh I had to go through a dozen of torrent sites before finding one with actual seeds
I wouldn't even know where to legally buy it
It's just so obscure
privatetrackerlets
That's your cue to upload it to MEGA like a bro
I don't have it anymore
find what