Message from @Hiruzen

Discord ID: 567839295381962768


2019-04-16 22:26:46 UTC  

but squeezing yhe entire bottle on it?

2019-04-16 22:26:48 UTC  

disgusting

2019-04-16 22:26:52 UTC  

do you split the bill or give her a shout or offer to pay first and telling that she could pay me back later

2019-04-16 22:27:16 UTC  

latter, or just pay for the date

2019-04-16 22:27:25 UTC  

? that wasn't too much mayo

2019-04-16 22:27:39 UTC  

yes it is

2019-04-16 22:27:43 UTC  

make your own damn mayo

2019-04-16 22:27:45 UTC  

it's not hard

2019-04-16 22:27:55 UTC  

@Hiruzen do you get free entry/discounts as a student?

2019-04-16 22:28:02 UTC  

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck you disgusting motherfucker

2019-04-16 22:28:09 UTC  

maybe

2019-04-16 22:28:13 UTC  

Mayo does NOT go on hot dogs

2019-04-16 22:28:31 UTC  

@Matthew I'll mix mayo with a sip if you're not nice

2019-04-16 22:29:03 UTC  

yes

2019-04-16 22:29:05 UTC  

we do

2019-04-16 22:29:06 UTC  

it's free

2019-04-16 22:29:08 UTC  

god bless

2019-04-16 22:29:15 UTC  

nice

2019-04-16 22:29:49 UTC  

it's nice to get loads of free stuff as a student ~~ignoring the fact I'm paying 9k a year~~

2019-04-16 22:30:13 UTC  

tfw I rescheduled the date after my preceptor re-arranged the lab session

2019-04-16 22:30:37 UTC  

only to get a text later saying that it's re-rearranged to another day because of some unexpected development

2019-04-16 22:30:45 UTC  

F

2019-04-16 22:30:47 UTC  

the girl said yes regardless

2019-04-16 22:30:53 UTC  

and here we are now

2019-04-16 22:33:13 UTC  

RIP

2019-04-16 22:33:29 UTC  

Kami-sama is telling you this won't work out

2019-04-16 22:34:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567840237514915841/28435206_152742518698481_5214615481649987584_n.jpg

2019-04-16 22:38:24 UTC  

the preceptor

2019-04-16 22:38:28 UTC  

the date is still ongoing

2019-04-16 22:38:36 UTC  

fuck I feel the spaghetti rising

2019-04-16 22:39:27 UTC  

well if she agreed to reschedule and didnt use it as an excuse to dodge the date then I think ur good

2019-04-16 22:40:24 UTC  

get off discord

2019-04-16 22:40:27 UTC  

u poor bastard

2019-04-16 22:56:29 UTC  

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2019-04-16 22:58:10 UTC  

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2019-04-16 23:00:35 UTC  

Stamper loungin'

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567846835817938944/20190416_180001.jpg

2019-04-16 23:05:28 UTC  

fucks sake

2019-04-16 23:05:37 UTC  

can't escape the britbong meme

2019-04-16 23:07:46 UTC  

>go to gas station on e-bike for a sip
>police is there
>they notice me
>ask if I've got a loicense for it
>say "fuck it" and show them my moped/drivers loicense
>it fucking works
>they tell me I should be wearing a helmet but let me off

2019-04-16 23:09:13 UTC  

kek

2019-04-16 23:09:16 UTC  

fuck