Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 567846226167463967


2019-04-16 22:29:05 UTC  

we do

2019-04-16 22:29:06 UTC  

it's free

2019-04-16 22:29:08 UTC  

god bless

2019-04-16 22:29:15 UTC  

nice

2019-04-16 22:29:49 UTC  

it's nice to get loads of free stuff as a student ~~ignoring the fact I'm paying 9k a year~~

2019-04-16 22:30:13 UTC  

tfw I rescheduled the date after my preceptor re-arranged the lab session

2019-04-16 22:30:37 UTC  

only to get a text later saying that it's re-rearranged to another day because of some unexpected development

2019-04-16 22:30:45 UTC  

F

2019-04-16 22:30:47 UTC  

the girl said yes regardless

2019-04-16 22:30:53 UTC  

and here we are now

2019-04-16 22:33:13 UTC  

RIP

2019-04-16 22:33:29 UTC  

Kami-sama is telling you this won't work out

2019-04-16 22:34:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567840237514915841/28435206_152742518698481_5214615481649987584_n.jpg

2019-04-16 22:38:24 UTC  

the preceptor

2019-04-16 22:38:28 UTC  

the date is still ongoing

2019-04-16 22:38:36 UTC  

fuck I feel the spaghetti rising

2019-04-16 22:39:27 UTC  

well if she agreed to reschedule and didnt use it as an excuse to dodge the date then I think ur good

2019-04-16 22:40:24 UTC  

get off discord

2019-04-16 22:40:27 UTC  

u poor bastard

2019-04-16 22:56:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567845803172036627/mA59xMZ5_400x400.png

2019-04-16 22:58:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567846221755187200/1507512884838.jpg

2019-04-16 23:00:35 UTC  

Stamper loungin'

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567846835817938944/20190416_180001.jpg

2019-04-16 23:05:28 UTC  

fucks sake

2019-04-16 23:05:37 UTC  

can't escape the britbong meme

2019-04-16 23:07:46 UTC  

>go to gas station on e-bike for a sip
>police is there
>they notice me
>ask if I've got a loicense for it
>say "fuck it" and show them my moped/drivers loicense
>it fucking works
>they tell me I should be wearing a helmet but let me off

2019-04-16 23:09:13 UTC  

kek

2019-04-16 23:09:16 UTC  

fuck

2019-04-16 23:09:21 UTC  

I thought it was a sip loicense

2019-04-16 23:09:26 UTC  
2019-04-16 23:09:41 UTC  

OI YA GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SIP?

2019-04-16 23:10:53 UTC  

lmao

2019-04-16 23:11:05 UTC  

you may laugh, but you can get ID checked for sips

2019-04-16 23:11:14 UTC  

think you have to be 15 or 16+

2019-04-16 23:13:55 UTC  

OI DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE TO TELL THIS STORY

2019-04-16 23:14:05 UTC  

fuck

2019-04-16 23:14:06 UTC  

no

2019-04-16 23:14:37 UTC  

time to make an escape

2019-04-16 23:14:41 UTC  

on my ebike

2019-04-16 23:15:02 UTC  

skrt skrt

2019-04-16 23:15:03 UTC  

A brisk powerwalk will do ya

2019-04-16 23:15:06 UTC  

I'm fat