Message from @Matthew

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2019-04-24 12:42:29 UTC  

>beans and franks

2019-04-24 12:42:42 UTC  

Beans and mini franks

2019-04-24 12:43:46 UTC  

I bet John likes his beans in a BBQ based sauce 🤢

2019-04-24 12:43:54 UTC  

God no

2019-04-24 12:44:41 UTC  

I refuse to order beans and franks in restaurants for that reason always using incredibly sweet causes for no reason.

2019-04-24 12:47:22 UTC  

🤔

2019-04-24 12:47:59 UTC  

Ordering Franks and beans at a restaurant is on the same level of childishness as ordering a PB&J

2019-04-24 12:49:02 UTC  

Above that but slightly below mac and cheese

2019-04-24 12:51:52 UTC  

When I worked at the pizza place, the amount of times I got Bitched out by moms with 6 year olds because we didn't serve chicken tenders

2019-04-24 12:51:59 UTC  

Bitch it's an Italian place

2019-04-24 12:52:03 UTC  

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-04-24 12:52:11 UTC  

What pizza place doesn't serve chicken tenders?

2019-04-24 12:52:20 UTC  

Oh fuuuuuck you

2019-04-24 12:53:10 UTC  

It's not like it's a real restaurant, fuck you matt.

2019-04-24 12:53:54 UTC  

<:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-04-24 12:54:06 UTC  

I want an anchovy and pineapple pizza, please rinse the anchovies, well done and chicken tenders.

2019-04-24 12:54:40 UTC  

Always used to preemptively take the saltine crackers off the table when I saw a family with a baby coming in

2019-04-24 12:55:01 UTC  

Fuckers "occupy" their kid by having them crunch crackers all over the table

2019-04-24 12:55:13 UTC  

>it's an Italian place you plebs
>fucking crackers on the tables

2019-04-24 12:55:23 UTC  

😂

2019-04-24 12:55:31 UTC  

Some cunts were ballsy enough to ask for them back

2019-04-24 12:55:52 UTC  

@Deleted User crackers for the Italian wedding soup 😏

2019-04-24 12:56:20 UTC  

Fucking love Italian wedding soup 😩

2019-04-24 12:56:46 UTC  

@Deleted User will your fake ass bogus wedding have Italian wedding soup

2019-04-24 12:57:51 UTC  

Isn't it normally served with toasted breadcrumbs and not stale crackers?

2019-04-24 12:58:59 UTC  

Poor John.

2019-04-24 12:59:18 UTC  

Born to argue, but doomed to lose

2019-04-24 12:59:32 UTC  
2019-04-24 12:59:54 UTC  

Do you put toasted breadcrumbs on wedding soup or crunch up crackers on top?

2019-04-24 13:00:34 UTC  

Inb4 non-answer like "I don't eat soup"

2019-04-24 13:00:51 UTC  

That is exactly like porco

2019-04-24 13:00:57 UTC  

How can one man be so wrong

2019-04-24 13:01:15 UTC  

i could go for a broccoli cheddar or baked potato soup

2019-04-24 13:07:17 UTC  

Buffalo Chicken soup

2019-04-24 13:08:15 UTC  

iv never had it but that sounds top tier

2019-04-24 13:08:49 UTC  

It doesn't

2019-04-24 13:08:56 UTC  

Fried things don't go in soup

2019-04-24 13:09:09 UTC  

Fried things shouldn't come pre tossed in sauce.

2019-04-24 13:09:17 UTC  

how is buffalo chicken soup fried

2019-04-24 13:09:19 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-04-24 13:09:34 UTC  

Wouldn't it just be spicy chicken soup then?