Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 577220388090675237
screen protector yes/no?
never
Wow
Yeah, he dropped it from his trousers. Then his glockenspeilen fell on it.
first time I've cracked my phone too
wouldn't have happened with a screen protector frien
Sweetheart, this phone cost me only $160 I can live with a crack which isn't in the display itself
I'll upgrade again next year anyway <:alithink:327930371796893698>
Wouldn't have happened if you were properly rested fren
phone too big for my pocket fren
just floops out when getting out of resting position
Stop wearing girl pants, faggot
shut up!
@Kimichiboi, more like Kimichisoi
I'm fucking so mad right now!!
Yeah man I'm clowning on you epic gamer style
Got my lunch cookin
that's a plastic bag
We /diy/ now
might repair the screen myself since only the top glass got damaged
/diy/ is not for brianlets
Accidents do happen dear
my iq is still higher than yours <:alithink:327930371796893698>
Dear, iq is not calculated by counting your teeth
sweetheart it has been tested
>his iq was so questionable that he had to have it tested
Yours is room temperature while mine is in the triple digits 🤔
O I am laffin
Takes tests to verify I'm a legitimate genius
Wish I was a simpleton like you. 😔
Being a genius among the dutch means not having to wear velcro shoes, so I'm not impressed, sweaty.
You mean wooden shoes
Dear, that is an offensive stereotype
guys
talk sense
you have been shitposting for quite some time
isn't it time you talked about something more
constructive?
Shut up, mongrel
Sorry, Mongol