Do you not have a screen protector?

Fell out of my trousers pocket

while getting out of car

screen protector yes/no?

never

Wow

Yeah, he dropped it from his trousers. Then his glockenspeilen fell on it.

first time I've cracked my phone too

wouldn't have happened with a screen protector frien

Sweetheart, this phone cost me only $160 I can live with a crack which isn't in the display itself

I'll upgrade again next year anyway <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Wouldn't have happened if you were properly rested fren

phone too big for my pocket fren

just floops out when getting out of resting position

Stop wearing girl pants, faggot

shut up!

@Kimichiboi, more like Kimichisoi

I'm fucking so mad right now!!

Yeah man I'm clowning on you epic gamer style

Got my lunch cookin

that's a plastic bag

We /diy/ now

might repair the screen myself since only the top glass got damaged

Careful, dear

/diy/ is not for brianlets

Accidents do happen dear

my iq is still higher than yours <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Dear, iq is not calculated by counting your teeth

sweetheart it has been tested

>his iq was so questionable that he had to have it tested

Yours is room temperature while mine is in the triple digits 🤔

O I am laffin

Takes tests to verify I'm a legitimate genius

Wish I was a simpleton like you. 😔

Being a genius among the dutch means not having to wear velcro shoes, so I'm not impressed, sweaty.

You mean wooden shoes

Dear, that is an offensive stereotype

guys

talk sense

you have been shitposting for quite some time

isn't it time you talked about something more