Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 577226955070504987


2019-05-12 20:07:29 UTC  

> six angry responses
>accuses me of being mad

2019-05-12 20:07:34 UTC  

I laff

2019-05-12 20:07:58 UTC  

more like choke on semen

2019-05-12 20:08:16 UTC  

anyways i am off to massage my sore bulges from the lifting i did earlier

2019-05-12 20:09:38 UTC  

@Kimichiboi it wouldn't have had a crack in the first place if you had a screen protector, they hardly cost more than $2

2019-05-12 20:09:42 UTC  

dutch cheapskate

2019-05-12 20:09:59 UTC  

goyim like I told you

2019-05-12 20:10:11 UTC  

Do you know what $2 USD is for the dutch? That's like a month's wages

2019-05-12 20:10:18 UTC  

Accidents do happen and this was the first time I broke my screen

2019-05-12 20:10:35 UTC  

it could have been the 0th time

2019-05-12 20:10:40 UTC  

^

2019-05-12 20:10:42 UTC  

Shut up fatty

2019-05-12 20:10:51 UTC  

Remember guys, he's a certified genius

2019-05-12 20:10:53 UTC  

you'll sit on your phone and it'll snap in half

2019-05-12 20:10:54 UTC  

😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-05-12 20:11:05 UTC  

this goes for you too

2019-05-12 20:11:09 UTC  

Matthew.

2019-05-12 20:13:00 UTC  

i can sit on my phone just fine with no damage, i can drop it on the floor all day and nothing happens to it, i routinely throw it across the room for fun, and its still in perfect condition, *i wonder why that is*

2019-05-12 20:13:34 UTC  

try sitting on it real hard

2019-05-12 20:13:45 UTC  

with your full weight

2019-05-12 20:13:50 UTC  

Because your mommy bought you a nerf foam phone case? @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

2019-05-12 20:14:00 UTC  

no matt i bought it myself

2019-05-12 20:14:08 UTC  

Damn

2019-05-12 20:14:11 UTC  

(with money my mommy gave me)

2019-05-12 20:14:15 UTC  

How many GBP

2019-05-12 20:14:43 UTC  

it cost like 10 whole points

2019-05-12 20:14:52 UTC  

it took a lot of work to earn that many

2019-05-12 20:15:42 UTC  

Didn't forget to hang your rag on a stick out to dry for a whole week

2019-05-12 20:15:57 UTC  

i almost forgot, but i didnt

2019-05-12 20:16:12 UTC  

Proud of you, babe

2019-05-12 20:16:22 UTC  

if i forget it gets musty and stinks up the bathroom

2019-05-12 20:16:26 UTC  

thanks matt

2019-05-12 20:44:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/577234708748959745/image0.jpg

2019-05-12 21:14:14 UTC  

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2019-05-12 22:08:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/577255774183751691/Bussin.mp4

2019-05-12 22:24:55 UTC  

real lads

2019-05-12 22:58:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/577268401593122816/1552507466453.jpg

2019-05-13 00:19:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/577288797310681108/161fff8e1992de844184fd4fa8902e5b.jpg

2019-05-13 00:19:40 UTC  

GoT hype

2019-05-13 00:42:11 UTC  

Get ready for emperor autism