Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 577226955070504987
> six angry responses
>accuses me of being mad
I laff
more like choke on semen
anyways i am off to massage my sore bulges from the lifting i did earlier
@Kimichiboi it wouldn't have had a crack in the first place if you had a screen protector, they hardly cost more than $2
dutch cheapskate
goyim like I told you
Do you know what $2 USD is for the dutch? That's like a month's wages
Accidents do happen and this was the first time I broke my screen
it could have been the 0th time
^
Shut up fatty
Remember guys, he's a certified genius
you'll sit on your phone and it'll snap in half
😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
this goes for you too
Matthew.
i can sit on my phone just fine with no damage, i can drop it on the floor all day and nothing happens to it, i routinely throw it across the room for fun, and its still in perfect condition, *i wonder why that is*
try sitting on it real hard
with your full weight
no matt i bought it myself
Damn
(with money my mommy gave me)
How many GBP
it cost like 10 whole points
it took a lot of work to earn that many
Didn't forget to hang your rag on a stick out to dry for a whole week
i almost forgot, but i didnt
Proud of you, babe
if i forget it gets musty and stinks up the bathroom
thanks matt
real lads
GoT hype
Get ready for emperor autism