> six angry responses
>accuses me of being mad

I laff

more like choke on semen

anyways i am off to massage my sore bulges from the lifting i did earlier

@Kimichiboi it wouldn't have had a crack in the first place if you had a screen protector, they hardly cost more than $2

dutch cheapskate

goyim like I told you

Do you know what $2 USD is for the dutch? That's like a month's wages

Accidents do happen and this was the first time I broke my screen

it could have been the 0th time

^

Shut up fatty

Remember guys, he's a certified genius

you'll sit on your phone and it'll snap in half

😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

this goes for you too

Matthew.

i can sit on my phone just fine with no damage, i can drop it on the floor all day and nothing happens to it, i routinely throw it across the room for fun, and its still in perfect condition, *i wonder why that is*

try sitting on it real hard

with your full weight

Because your mommy bought you a nerf foam phone case? @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

no matt i bought it myself

Damn

(with money my mommy gave me)

How many GBP

it cost like 10 whole points

it took a lot of work to earn that many

Didn't forget to hang your rag on a stick out to dry for a whole week

i almost forgot, but i didnt

Proud of you, babe

if i forget it gets musty and stinks up the bathroom

thanks matt

https://i.imgur.com/cmsp2D3.gifv

real lads

GoT hype

Get ready for emperor autism