O I am laffin

Takes tests to verify I'm a legitimate genius

Wish I was a simpleton like you. 😔

Being a genius among the dutch means not having to wear velcro shoes, so I'm not impressed, sweaty.

You mean wooden shoes

Dear, that is an offensive stereotype

guys

talk sense

you have been shitposting for quite some time

isn't it time you talked about something more

constructive?

Shut up, mongrel

Sorry, Mongol

blow me

faggot

i know your fat ass isn't satisfied until its eaten hamburgers out of a strangers ass

no response huh?

did I strike a nerve?

> six angry responses
>accuses me of being mad

I laff

more like choke on semen

anyways i am off to massage my sore bulges from the lifting i did earlier

@Kimichiboi it wouldn't have had a crack in the first place if you had a screen protector, they hardly cost more than $2

dutch cheapskate

goyim like I told you

Do you know what $2 USD is for the dutch? That's like a month's wages

Accidents do happen and this was the first time I broke my screen

it could have been the 0th time

^

Shut up fatty

Remember guys, he's a certified genius

you'll sit on your phone and it'll snap in half

😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

this goes for you too

Matthew.

i can sit on my phone just fine with no damage, i can drop it on the floor all day and nothing happens to it, i routinely throw it across the room for fun, and its still in perfect condition, *i wonder why that is*

try sitting on it real hard

with your full weight

Because your mommy bought you a nerf foam phone case? @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

no matt i bought it myself

Damn