Damn it

Doesn't it speak to the fortitude of my beliefs that *I* don't want to get married, even when the benefits are so strong?

No, it speaks to your lack of commitment

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John, I'm talking about buying a house with the goddamn woman and injecting her with my strong Mandingo warrior seed.

Lack of commitment is very far from even being partly a concern.

don't know what your hang-up is then

1. It is a religious institution, I am not religious
2. It an inherently disproportionately disadvantageous contract for a man
3. Why?

Hard mode: assume I am immune societal pressure

Is Johnny boy projecting again

Also Matt's right about 2. If they divorce he gets fucked and it's even worse if they have kids. Even if she's a crackhead he has to fight foe rights to raise them to not get screwed for twenty yrars

You aren't immune from social pressure, just some of it

Also xiolin showdown, really?

My younger brother only tolerated it

Look up Jack Spicer's character traits and compare them to me, John.

I'll wait.

The only thing I know is he never sealed the deal with big titty goth ghost so he is a bitch.

I feel very connected to this character.

But yes, the show was very generic and shit overall.

>bigtiddy goth ghost

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Wuja did not have big titties, IIRC.

But Matt. Your buying a home? Good luck

Plus, it's just a good avatar.

What's your key wants. Big yard? Investment? Fixer upper with lots of rooms?

@Pawp I already have a home, I'm considering selling it.

Smart.

Over $100K in equity

Nice.

I wanna buy some property eventually.

Get in good with a rich girl.

Or a guy? Still not sure if you're gay.

I'm straight. And yeah that would be the dream lmao

And just think, I did it all with *personality* ™

Big daddy Matt in there with the charm

John's face when

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...how do you *know* you're straight, @Pawp?

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Cuz I feel the freedom matt