Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 578888202887102482


2019-05-17 06:24:47 UTC  

Not really

2019-05-17 06:26:02 UTC  

If they're collared but untagged, literally just shoot them and remove the collars. They're all breakaway anyway since cats get hung up on fences and trees all the time and choke themselves to death.

2019-05-17 06:26:27 UTC  

So you could reasonably say they weren't wearing collars when they were in your yard.

2019-05-17 06:27:36 UTC  

Unless you're scared.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/578830967318380544/U_MAD.gif

2019-05-17 06:34:15 UTC  

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2019-05-17 06:36:09 UTC  

THAT'S A DEMON. - Alex Jones

2019-05-17 09:48:15 UTC  

Tfw John's gunna shoot some cats and end up getting arrested for it

2019-05-17 09:48:17 UTC  

<:rescWtf:558364472398315550>

2019-05-17 10:06:42 UTC  

good riddance

2019-05-17 10:06:51 UTC  

(to john not the cats)

2019-05-17 10:08:46 UTC  

Very rude billy

2019-05-17 10:08:49 UTC  

Very rude

2019-05-17 10:09:25 UTC  

Also go to bed, it's like 2 in the morning in cali

2019-05-17 10:12:20 UTC  

its 3 am

2019-05-17 10:13:33 UTC  

also my sleep schedule is fucked up
i fell asleep at 6pm and woke up at midnight

2019-05-17 10:13:48 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-17 10:14:01 UTC  

also im jsut joking i dont actually want to you get arrested

2019-05-17 10:14:16 UTC  

Go to bed now

2019-05-17 10:14:25 UTC  

Or stay up and reset

2019-05-17 10:14:28 UTC  

but i jsut slept for 6 hours

2019-05-17 10:15:02 UTC  

yeah im gonna stay up until regular bedtime and get back on track

2019-05-17 10:16:38 UTC  

i might walk down to the gas station and get some sips this afternoon if i start getting sleepy too early

2019-05-17 10:16:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/578888684816957451/60384569_2420583784618478_2560867915163238400_n.png

2019-05-17 10:16:59 UTC  
2019-05-17 10:16:59 UTC  

should be fun, i havent had an energy drink in probably a decade

2019-05-17 10:17:23 UTC  

No caffine during resets, m8

2019-05-17 10:17:28 UTC  

That defeats the purpose

2019-05-17 10:17:49 UTC  

Then you'll crash, sleep and then be back where you started

2019-05-17 10:18:24 UTC  

hmm

2019-05-17 10:18:28 UTC  

ill tough it out then

2019-05-17 10:19:44 UTC  

I'm glad someone will be in pain with me through these troubled times

2019-05-17 10:20:05 UTC  

I'm going to pour vinegar over my yard now

2019-05-17 10:20:14 UTC  

you ok bro?

2019-05-17 10:20:20 UTC  

what? why?

2019-05-17 10:20:30 UTC  

It's supposed to spook cats

2019-05-17 10:21:05 UTC  

cover your yard in tape , sticky side up

2019-05-17 10:21:13 UTC  

cats hate walking on sticky tape

2019-05-17 10:21:49 UTC  

although thats probably only feasible in small places, like keeping your cat off the kitchen counter or something

2019-05-17 10:22:21 UTC  

That's retarded, I'll need to use an unreasonable amount of tape, it's going to blow everywhere and it's tree fucking time so the pollen and seeds will make it not sticky very fast

2019-05-17 10:23:00 UTC  

whenever you see a cat in your yard shoot it in the ass with a low power bb gun

2019-05-17 10:23:42 UTC  

I'm not buying a bb gun just to shoot cats with, I'm not a psychopathic 12 year old.