Message from @Tractor Extractor

Discord ID: 579161185102856194


2019-05-18 03:40:17 UTC  

Back me up, that's retarded

2019-05-18 03:41:13 UTC  

How is it retarded?

2019-05-18 03:41:20 UTC  

It achieves the same thing

2019-05-18 03:43:48 UTC  

You get eggs all over the shells

2019-05-18 03:44:29 UTC  

...what

2019-05-18 03:44:43 UTC  

You fucking idiot, you don't throw the entire egg into the strainer

2019-05-18 03:44:56 UTC  

you crack the eggs into a strainer placed over a bucket

2019-05-18 03:45:08 UTC  

and then use a whisk to push it all through the stainer

2019-05-18 03:45:54 UTC  

Oh

2019-05-18 03:46:01 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-18 03:46:16 UTC  

Time for sleep

2019-05-18 03:46:41 UTC  

Yeah, that might be for the best.

2019-05-18 03:46:43 UTC  

retard.

2019-05-18 03:48:26 UTC  

Wait do you just scramble it on the griddle or Chuck it into a pot

2019-05-18 03:49:25 UTC  

Pour it into a shotgun pan, double wrap it with plastic, steam for 15 minutes

2019-05-18 03:49:59 UTC  

Oh, that's why scrambled eggs are always gross

2019-05-18 03:50:12 UTC  

When eating out

2019-05-18 03:50:33 UTC  

That's how they're made in Institutional volumes.

2019-05-18 03:50:47 UTC  

I'm sure they're made in a skillet at diners and whatnot

2019-05-18 04:19:18 UTC  

is putting them through a strainer jsut a faster way of mixing them?

2019-05-18 04:19:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/579161184553533442/alpaca.jpg

2019-05-18 04:25:53 UTC  
2019-05-18 04:32:10 UTC  

nice

2019-05-18 04:50:03 UTC  

😂 😂 😂 👌

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/579168803297034252/Screenshot_20190518-064939__01.jpg

2019-05-18 04:53:58 UTC  

is this real?

2019-05-18 04:54:30 UTC  

or am i just out of the loop and the alt right really did herald grumpy cat as their champion

2019-05-18 04:57:06 UTC  

Of course they didn't fucking adopt grumpy cat as an icon

2019-05-18 04:58:26 UTC  

thats what i thought

2019-05-18 04:58:39 UTC  

so what the fuck is this guy talking about then?!

2019-05-18 04:59:59 UTC  

It's a clickbait hot take

2019-05-18 05:00:14 UTC  

I bet this turbofaggot is from California

2019-05-18 05:04:42 UTC  

probably

2019-05-18 05:07:09 UTC  

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2019-05-18 05:07:13 UTC  

Fuck you, bot

2019-05-18 05:07:30 UTC  

I will rape the fuck out of you, your mother, and the entire moderation staff

2019-05-18 06:20:11 UTC  

what's the invite for

2019-05-18 06:21:57 UTC  

The video creator's faggoty discord server

2019-05-18 06:25:49 UTC  

i see

2019-05-18 06:25:50 UTC  

sounda gay