Killing yourself on day 364 is cheating.

Wedding vows are forever, this oath would be too

But I can drink and have my smugness too

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John, do not bullshit a bullshitter.

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nice

what is it?

all

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Poor matt

He could have saved me from a life chained to the gin

I want your nose nice and rosy so you can be santa for my kids.

Honestly think I should give up the drink, can't be harder than cigs.

check out this jap song, its pretty good
(you might like this one @Matthew since you have metronome autism)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE2ywCcKkdQ

As long as you don't turn into one of those people that start every interaction with "As a recovering alcoholic..."

what is hoarse

i used to think it is horse writen wrongly

When your voice is rough and scratchy

good to know thx

Alcoholism is frankly a lie

Drinking more than three glasses of wine at one time in a month is alcoholism apparently

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two >all those chads

You can drink a 6 pack every night, it's being anally ravaged if you're prevented from doing so that defines alcoholism

turbochads in japland

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No?

There's a clinical definition

i m listening to those 44 jap songs that someone, i think yum yum send, some are too homosexual for me

It's like three drinks at once more than two times a month

but hey it is 2009, it is ok now

i only sent one jap song

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two https://youtu.be/JZRFRjuGAcg

This is my aesthetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE2ywCcKkdQ this is the only song i posted

well, you are all the same to me

it was someone else then

@Deleted User Cool, the clinical definition isn't the same as a societal definition.

Gee matt

and here i thought we were friends midori

sorry matthew, we are still friends