i never had a phone with a full keyboard like that, i always wanted one tho

i had a knockoff blackberry

with the keyboard it was pretty nice

i still have it

Always

Mobility scooter?

pads?

Matt's a real man and can openly buy pads for his girlfriend. No shame

Why would you be ashamed of that?

i feel like it was jsut yesterday that you were also grocery shopping

With the amount of food matt gets through, he has to go grocery shopping daily

"hey, your gf has bretty big milkers"

"yeah, she's got a"

id prefer a jiggly rack to a steady one

My gf has DDs that hurt her back terribly

you gotta hold them for her matt

reduce that strain

Ur gf is fat

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck we're stocking up for a road trip on Saturday

@Millwood ur gf is a light as air lol

No she's not

Need to make her loose a bit of weight actually

tfw nogf

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@Millwood fat doesn't accumulate in the hands, so you'll have a rough time of that

I'm not sure I follow what you're saying

She has thin hands

@Hiruzen become the gf

@Millwood the joke I'm making is that your gf is your hand

But she's not?????

But if you have a real gf, congrats, you normie bitch

Leave this server now

Wtf u have one too

Yes but I'm fat so I'm not a Normie

yeah, he's just american

Well I'm gay

I have enough degen points to be allowed to stay

See? I'm ok

Being euro isn't enough, sorry