With the amount of food matt gets through, he has to go grocery shopping daily

"hey, your gf has bretty big milkers"

"yeah, she's got a"

id prefer a jiggly rack to a steady one

My gf has DDs that hurt her back terribly

you gotta hold them for her matt

reduce that strain

Ur gf is fat

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck we're stocking up for a road trip on Saturday

@Millwood ur gf is a light as air lol

No she's not

Need to make her loose a bit of weight actually

tfw nogf

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@Millwood fat doesn't accumulate in the hands, so you'll have a rough time of that

I'm not sure I follow what you're saying

She has thin hands

@Hiruzen become the gf

@Millwood the joke I'm making is that your gf is your hand

But she's not?????

But if you have a real gf, congrats, you normie bitch

Leave this server now

Wtf u have one too

Yes but I'm fat so I'm not a Normie

yeah, he's just american

Well I'm gay

I have enough degen points to be allowed to stay

See? I'm ok

Being euro isn't enough, sorry

I'm unemployed so I can stay

Are you in school?

No

You're a genuine NEET?

fucking americans

Right now, yes I am

Wagies

Okay you can stay. For now. Until you get banned for doing something retarded, like you inevitably will