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Welcome to anywhere Midwest

Wha

Florida is not Midwestern you goddamned idiot smh

t. florida man

Not talking about you you big neckbeard

I'll chokeslam you, cunt

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I didn't know packing could be so painful
Didn't want to store any opened bottles of alcohol, so I ended up chugging about 30 quid worth of whiskey
250mL of Glenmorangie 10 years and 400mL of Jameson Stout Edition

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In the vault

>not being able moderate your drinking

Sad stuff

You're one to talk John

how the hell can you drink so much

I don't get hangovers, so the lack of consequences means I always end up drinking too much

not even once?

man, your alcohol metabolism pathway must be either really slow or really fucking efficient

mirin'

I've still been drunk the morning after

But never had a hangover

It's one of the sole advantages to being a naturally sweaty person; I sweat out most of the alcohol I drink, meaning that I reek of it even after a thorough shower

I don't accidently get drunk, I mean to do it

@Deleted User >insists he isn't an alcoholic
>shows up whenever booze is mentioned

I show up when I show up

also matt is right

turns out I *am* perpetually depressed and lonely

I am always right.

and this whole process is just a form of self cope

trying to stave off the inevitable

I didn't accidentally get drunk, I was just sad I got through £30 worth of nice whiskies in one sitting

Don't name me in your An Hero note, you Sadsack Shithead

Matt is usually wrong but he was born under a lucky star so he happens to wind up fine regardless

I've got a list under "discord friends"

that list includes you, john, porco (rip), sdeck (rip) and semi

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Sdek is still gone?

@Deleted User >"Matt is always wrong, the facts just change to make him right!"

@sdeck

That's some galaxy brain coping.