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This is just too erotic

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408396868456939521/594243499486871563/FB_IMG_1561746383584.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/594253377903263746/1555306273861.webm

That won't be dated at all in less than 5 years

What, the gun? @Deleted User

Yes

And your creepy game

But that's already like a decade gear old

I didn't make Honey Select, John.

I never accused you of having a brain

Could've been a good bant, but you butchered the wording.

It's the thought that counts

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

Shut up, retard

Some pasta for you matt

"You can hit me, look! Don't tell mom, c'mon, It wasn't even that hard"

I remember one time I threw a pillow at my sister and forgot it had a speaker inside it, and it blacked her eye really badly

that was a bad day.

I remember when I was almost hanged on a tree from trying out the absolutely nigger rigged swing my cousin made in the middle of the woods.

im gonna ask the obvious question, why was there a speaker in a pillow

Because it was a pillow that had a speaker built into it

i see

That's dumb matt

I didn't build it.

Someone bought it.

Or asked to buy it

i cant imagine a speaker pillow that is capable of giving someone a black eye would be very comfortable

And it wasn't me.

Anyway, there is absolutely nothing good on the radio

I tried to do an old trick that helped me sleep by flipping through the channels with my eyes closed and it was just garbage for 20 minutes

are you trying to talk to ghosts?

No, he wants to go to sleep.

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I know what you need, John.

Still off the booze for now. Too lazy to go to the store.

I might sip a little something something tomorrow.