I remember when I was almost hanged on a tree from trying out the absolutely nigger rigged swing my cousin made in the middle of the woods.

im gonna ask the obvious question, why was there a speaker in a pillow

Because it was a pillow that had a speaker built into it

i see

That's dumb matt

I didn't build it.

Someone bought it.

Or asked to buy it

i cant imagine a speaker pillow that is capable of giving someone a black eye would be very comfortable

And it wasn't me.

Anyway, there is absolutely nothing good on the radio

I tried to do an old trick that helped me sleep by flipping through the channels with my eyes closed and it was just garbage for 20 minutes

are you trying to talk to ghosts?

No, he wants to go to sleep.

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I know what you need, John.

Still off the booze for now. Too lazy to go to the store.

I might sip a little something something tomorrow.

93 degrees out, perfect day for grilling

Perfect day to stay inside or be at the library

couple shots of vodka in your <:boomer:480046032546168863> matt?

My request for Feeding Nelsons Navy came through and it's ready for pick up

Stupid midwesterners don't know how to enjoy a perfect summer day.

@Deleted User Downloaded that just now, just to see how much of a boring cunt you are

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Where?

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http://booksdescr.org/ads.php?md5=3ee599635d7d1bff23682c84a2709419

Also never ever ever mix sugar free drinks and alcohol @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

It's absolutely disgusting

i dont drink sips or booze so i dunno

``The captain could also restrict the amount of alcohol to be issued to particular individuals or classes of people. The most likely class would be the boys, who would then be paid for their unused portion. The individuals would be those being punished for some minor crime; in this case they would not receive the value as they could have used that to purchase drink from someone else. In such a situation the ‘no drink’ order would probably have involved their being moved to a separate mess for the duration to prevent their usual mess-mates sharing with them. Those who, for their own reasons, did not want alcohol, could refuse it and receive credit; it is likely that many of them took it and used it, as would many others, to pay debts or purchase favours from their shipmates. The same would have applied to tobacco: alcohol and tobacco have always been valuable commodities in closed communities.``

>when daddy takes away your sips for a day

>don't even get to sit at the adult table

it's not fair!

is that johns book?

I'm glad you're enjoying the book, matt

I'm not enjoying the book, faggot.

I'm enjoying your company.

God, I need to unsubscribe from demo ranch.

He jumped the shark a while ago