Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 594570852788600842


2019-06-29 16:14:30 UTC  

Gonna grill with friends, too

2019-06-29 16:14:52 UTC  

Meanwhile all these pussy midwesterners are hiding inside

2019-06-29 16:17:12 UTC  

>fatty immediately thinks of bbq

2019-06-29 16:17:18 UTC  

lmao what a ham planet

2019-06-29 16:18:27 UTC  

I have air conditioning and the mosquitos cannot find me here. Also I appreciate the download link you spoon fed me, matt I do t even need to go outside to borrow it.

2019-06-29 16:18:29 UTC  

Absolutely pathetic bantz

2019-06-29 16:19:10 UTC  

Probably honey select

2019-06-29 16:19:53 UTC  

No, it's a browser extension that automatically applies coupon codes.

2019-06-29 16:21:21 UTC  

How so

2019-06-29 16:22:05 UTC  

Oh, sorry, I'm not autistic.

2019-06-29 16:22:32 UTC  

I give up some privacy for the sake of convenience, like a normal person.

2019-06-29 16:31:12 UTC  

I could never do VR porn

2019-06-29 16:31:43 UTC  

Seen too many dudes getting laughed at while they get filmed without their knowledge

2019-06-29 16:32:46 UTC  

maybe try being alone

2019-06-29 16:38:15 UTC  

@spaqin I'll leave that to the expert, big guy

2019-06-29 16:38:37 UTC  

9/10 experts recommend being alone

2019-06-29 16:40:21 UTC  

Matt what's your chink watch again?

2019-06-29 16:40:55 UTC  

I had it written down but lost it

2019-06-29 16:50:21 UTC  

@basker amazfit bip

2019-06-29 16:50:34 UTC  

Ty

2019-06-29 16:52:17 UTC  

Make sure you get version 3.6.0 of the app. The newer version is absolute dogshit aesthetically

2019-06-29 17:03:25 UTC  

What the FUCK is my arm doing

2019-06-29 17:03:36 UTC  

Absolutely grotesque smh

2019-06-29 17:03:46 UTC  

deleteposting? in my channel?

2019-06-29 17:03:52 UTC  

😠

2019-06-29 17:06:06 UTC  

@Sapharanth found a 1 litre can to compare with you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594574325995143198/20190629_120530_HDR.jpg

2019-06-29 17:06:09 UTC  

Yep, you're still a handlet

2019-06-29 17:06:13 UTC  

<:handlet:589221995686920208> <:handlet:589221995686920208> <:handlet:589221995686920208>

2019-06-29 17:08:03 UTC  

that's not a strongbow dark fruits'

2019-06-29 17:08:04 UTC  

shame

2019-06-29 17:08:44 UTC  

@gecho I got cider tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594574990016512029/20190629_120827_HDR.jpg

2019-06-29 17:10:51 UTC  

cider is very possibly the perfect summer drink

2019-06-29 17:11:03 UTC  

It is

2019-06-29 17:11:31 UTC  

right, i gotta go and buy some right now

2019-06-29 17:11:45 UTC  

Besides, of course, La Croix

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594575749332074516/20190629_121119.jpg

2019-06-29 17:11:50 UTC  

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2019-06-29 17:12:11 UTC  

off-brand is better

2019-06-29 17:12:31 UTC  

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-06-29 17:12:32 UTC  

but la croix has those v i b e s

2019-06-29 17:13:02 UTC  

<:slam:592062549806284841>

2019-06-29 17:17:11 UTC  

@Matthew nice 250ml can handlet