i only drink water

so when i spill the mousepad gets *cleaner*

I usually spill liquor on my mousepad

because I only tend to spill once I get drunk and forget about the full shot glass next to it

i typed that as i was drinking a glass of iced coffee

but its empty now so i cant spill it

checkmate atheists

the one time in a year that i will drink milk i will somehow spill

Piss your pants

Maybe...shit and cum?

I'd like to both shit and cum right now

>more people are getting weeb mousepads

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@Deleted User why do you hate fun?

man I just have a qck+

that being said the lower portion is peeling off, need to get a stitched one

I don't like people displaying things they wack off to in public.

any recommendations?

First off, my office is not a public space.

the public of your desk in your house?

You know what I mean

Second, neither Koboyashi or Hero Academia are hentai.

No, I don't. What you *mean* is retarded.

^^^

@Deleted User I agree here
you must have some nerve to proudly display horny anime garbage

I'm sorry that whenever you see anime, your first thought is beating off.

say what you mean and not some bullshit that you expect other people to decipher

"I don't like anime"

Nvm I change my mind

Default gay mod has the wrong opinion always.

Golly I guess it's time to get a pinup mousepad.

I'll find you a nice one of Yuu from Last Tour.

I'd need to get two then

Fucking retard

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What did he mean by this?

😔

jannie spat on yet again

@Deleted User do what i do and get a mousepad with goofy monsters on it

its a happy medium

@onoderaSecurity will you shut up, you literally-who? Don't know who you blew to get mod privs, but I hope they didn't wash their dick beforehand smh