Based court

keeping the wife was his biggest mistake

I feel bad for the kid, stuck between two fighting parents just trying their hardest to make either happy

jesus
got the runs bad
arsehole has been wiped raw

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@Tervy >rt.com

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@Matthew what did you do?

continuously lasagne cat post in their comment section?

HOW

*insert beegees stayin alive*

*Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk*

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Those bagels are degrading to everyone there

What a sad excuse

Bagels are just bad in general imo

English muffins are better, croissants are top choice

Anyway, excellent news, just the shingles are bad

Also bagles made properally are way better than your fag shit

Your ass is more leaky than your roof, fuckboy

Calm down Matthew

My walls and the shingles as in the siding

I dont really like bread breakfast replacements tho.

@Tribit he started it by defending bagels, which he couldn't even spell properly

Bagels are better than crossonts, which are jist greasy without the appeal of something fried and english muffins which are only good with butter

You just like butter and any excuse to eat excessive amounts of it

Actually, John. If I'm eating an English muffin, a croissant, OR a bagel, it's because there's eggs, cheese, and sausage in there too.

What kind of robot eats literally just bread for breakfast

Sometimes you run out of time

But need to do things for the rest of the day

And have to run to class with toast in your mouth?

I'm sure all us cute girls have been there.

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That soinds like a good way to die of chocking

Holy shit, John. The spelling today. Are you okay?

Are you? Only people deeply unjappy with thoer lives nitpick aboit such things

Also I got a new to me phone and I'm not used to it.