not everyone needs to dilate

This is true

The Greek are already dilated enough

🦐 is kil

huuuuuh poor shrimp

Fuck vegans

@Phatique I don't disagree, but why

they always claim to have the moral high ground when they themselves are morally inconsistent and cant argument well for their believes.

okay but what happened to you today to prompt this outburst

Shut up matt

Go back to bed, John.

I'm 6 highballs into this afternoon and ready to go racing

Just joking, I'm still on a teetotaler streak

>he says this, forgetting that he's been denying his alcoholism this entire time

I really need to sell a bunch of my stuff, I have no idea where I get some of this stuff

The cat's out of the bag, john

Teetotler is different than being on the wagon

One of my friends ghosted me for our plans today, and since it was a group activity, it all fell apart

I want to be mad, but I know the dude's life is a wreck so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why would you make the flake the lynchpin of your plans?

Unless you planned this

Because 3 people going down tubing down a river is friends having a good time

2 is just a gay date

You can be gay with multiple people

But on the plus side, look what I got working

A productive day, after all.

john

are you drinking again

Is it a separate occurance of drinking if he never actually stopped?

tfw I'm literally recreationally playing a japanese anime porn game, but john is still the one everyone is disappointed in

but maybe that's because they expect more of john <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

What a time to be alive.

More like they also play it and cannot throw glass houses

youtube recommended this to me

did he CLEAN the YOGURT out of the SNES?

i haven't watched it, it just popped up now

ill let you know if a few minutes

damn this video sucks

time to hit the 2x button