You are overweight with a gf in a life commitment and have to think about your heart health.
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Take care of yourself Matt
I have seen the light
Matt will exclusively drink water and go on Keto from now on <3
<:boomer:480046032546168863> just kidding <:30yo:589183955752845332>
I need a monster
Been almost a month since I had one
Think i'll get one later
Just brew a nice cup of tea
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Homosexuality is a sin.
What a sinful man.
It's not gay unless your dad finds out
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9580037/women-ice-lollies-vaginas-heat-wave/amp
Do not put ice lollies in your vagina
I repeat
what should you put in your vagina then
Ice lollies
https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/24/20696405/dockless-scooters-share-repo-men-repossessor-lawsuit-tow-yard-lime-bird-lyft-uber-razor
THIS is your cyberpunk future.
No Blade Runner, no Ghost in the Shell, just this.
@spaqin sand
Put sand in your vagina
Definitely not my dick
<:FeelsBadMan:457072680714108939>
No vagina wants my dick either
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@Iren Masot gas the juice(ers)
Repo your future--coming this summer 2019!
Yeah, I vape how did you know?
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Also got nip sip
It's smol obviously
It's to appease handlets
One 500ml can would give small nip bodies heart attacks
It's purely for health reasons
