"4chan has a frog"

😂 👉 🐸

So...you were saying that you think MY life is sad, right?

You really aren't making a strong case for yourself.

He decided to woo her by showing her a YouTube video of a Hitman "kill everyone" challenge

Bro, my life is not explaining 'ree', which is great 😂

You are overweight with a gf in a life commitment and have to think about your heart health.

❤

Take care of yourself Matt

I have seen the light

Matt will exclusively drink water and go on Keto from now on <3

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I need a monster

Been almost a month since I had one

Think i'll get one later

Just brew a nice cup of tea

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/604125457100701707/image0.png

Homosexuality is a sin.

What a sinful man.

It's not gay unless your dad finds out

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9580037/women-ice-lollies-vaginas-heat-wave/amp

Do not put ice lollies in your vagina

I repeat

Do not put ice lollies in your vagina

what should you put in your vagina then

Ice lollies

https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/24/20696405/dockless-scooters-share-repo-men-repossessor-lawsuit-tow-yard-lime-bird-lyft-uber-razor

THIS is your cyberpunk future.

No Blade Runner, no Ghost in the Shell, just this.

@spaqin sand

Put sand in your vagina

Definitely not my dick

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No vagina wants my dick either

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@Iren Masot gas the juice(ers)

Repo your future--coming this summer 2019!

Yeah, I vape how did you know?

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