My friend was going to DEFCON, so i memed id go if they rented a hotel instead of rooming with someone

turns out they thought i was serious so i had to backup my word

Gotta maintain my honor

@Pawp wrote a check you didn't want to cash, huh

Nah i was fine with cashin git

i needed a vacation anyway

if i didnt go to vegas i would have driven to PA and gone camping alone in teh woods for a week instead

Right on. How ya been

been grand

Then where the fuck have you been, cunt

been working too much

gunna get a 2nd job once i get back from vegas if i dont go to denver

Why, are you having money problems?

No

not yet atleast

but i have a roadmap

im thinking of buying a 30 foot boat or a housebaot of some kidn and just fucking off from reality

either a houseboat or one of those modified vans and living in a vanlife and ignoring everyone

both are equally bad decisions so im still looking into them

Oh no, it's retarded

nah i /KNOW/ they are bad decisions

They can technically be okay depending on your circumstance. If you're one of those hip live-at-home employees doing web development on a salary, you could justify it if you had good internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/26/gay-people-exist-pregnant-women-anal-sex-bishop-says-10464758/

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i can hear this photo

Thicc

@Deleted User how's that for a pancake, you dumb slut

Looks fine

I dunno how you spilled that shit on left side

But it looks ok regardless

general incompetence

That's from when I flipped it

There are chocolate and peanut butter chips in it. So good.