Americans literally never think about Scotland

Standing up for long periods isn't healthy

You need perfect balance

That's why I only go to buffets with sit/stand tables.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489806513393762304/604712779831705631/31784b9.jpg

Acceptable enough @Matthew

Frankly like then a little crisper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvo7ULfoowQ

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one man genocide

genocide? he's the humanity hero

a real human bean

https://twitter.com/hapo5566/status/1155009825715060737?s=21

how

Is this another episode of "John has an incorrect opinion", where you try to act like you like Jello meals?

>jello salad

***JOHNFRUMING INTENSIFIES***

I like aspics, matt

They are like mayo salads but lighter and more refreshing

I'm sorry, let me translate that to bullshit garbage opinion *cool whip* salads.

We're all very impressed with your unique tastes, John

Is it really unique?

I'm mainly trying to find alternatives to cold salads

Yo john

should i visit denver

Yes

Thanks matt

My friends hosting an "Alien party" the day after the area 51 raid

assuming a LOT of people dont get massacred im gunna enjoy it

Never Mind, don't go

Your friend is clearly a faggot

I mean i can convice them to cancel said party,

its not set in stone till after we get done with defcon

I kinda want a shitload of people to show up to area 51 tho

Denver is nice if you ignore everyone in it.

You can be happy anywhere if you do that.

^

No, I could be in NYC or Newark or Baltimore and want to off myself even with no one there.