Matt, we get it, you like to suck corporate cock for some reason.

It's not that, it's that I'm not gonna be buttmad over literally nothing.

I was plenty pissed when my airbag sensors shit the bed.

Because you're not paying for it, how many more miles until it becomes something you have to pay out of pocket for?

3 years or 43,000 miles for something like the airbag sensors.

It caps at 60, I only have 17 on the car after 2 years.

People who suffer from autism often find it difficult to emphasize with other people, only viewing problems and situations from thier personal experience.

It's okay, I forgive you regardless.

What do YOU drive, anyway?

lolkia

I'm curious to see what indestructible econobox Johnny boy drives, since he's such a galaxy brain.

1997 corolla duh

in forest green

defo not 1993. These are destructible, as I have proven.

"Heh, only idiots have electric windows, or even windows at all. What a waste of money!"
(This is unable to be heard over the flapping of the garbage bags taped over the window holes)

I told you, Kia Sorento, we bonded over being Kia cousins

I'm frankly offended.

"What kind of idiot drives on new tires? People are practically giving donut spares away for free!"

they didn't have any bigger in the dealershit?

>buying a bigger car than you need

Micropeen behavior

Yeah, get a 0.6 kei tbh

Everyone should daily a Miata for at least few days.

Number of SUVs on the road would go down to almost nothing

I fucking wish

Fuck suvs

h5

My second choice when we were car shopping was a fucking Toyota FJ Cruiser, lmao

So glad I wasn't forced to make that mistake

Yikes

I needed to help family move across the country, not everyone can be quietly detached from thier loved ones, Matty

Imagine dailying an fj cruiser

That would fit you...r personality

I liked the way it drove from when I worked at the rental company <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Also, plastic interior makes cleaning a breeze, especially for kids and dogs

FJ cruisers are weird, like someone wanted a hummer but for some reason also wanted it to be sensible, not knowing the whole appeal of a hummer is that it's nonsensical

Also, THREE WINDSHIELD WIPERS

The humble drug dealer car

3 wiper blades to change everytime

Sounds amazing

I understand, not everyone is cut out for the 3 wiper life