Feel free, John. I'm drunk too.

Very unfortunate, Matt.

It seems I've passed my alcoholism to you

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This is the first I've drank in 3 months. And unlike you, I'm not lying when I say that.

There was a moment of genuine hurt you don't believe me.

And a moment of shock that you do believe me. I haven't had a drop. Scared to, in case it brings my bladder infection back.

I thought that cleared up?

Asymptomatic =/= cured

>7pm
That's perfectly fine for a drink

After 12pm, it's ok to have a drink

It's fine to drink whenever, so long as it doesn't interfere with things you ought to be doing instead

I finished all my cleaning and chores for the day at 12:30 today, because I got up at 7

Time to make the rest of those Choco-PB pancakes, lads

Eat with jam and white cheese like a normal person

Sorry. I'm circumcised. No white cheese to be had.

Uh

It's a pancake, not a blini or whatever you retarded pole dancers call it.

Quark as you anglos call it I guess

The fuck is quark

I dunno what blini is supposed to be

Cottage cheese but solid.

quarks as the sub atomic particles

That's a type of atom, you idiot

oh wait

were not talking abotu space

OH SHIT WE ARE

Matt I fucking love science like that

even tho its damn near impossible to truly understand

like the alightment of time in relation to atoms and the gravitational pull of the entire universe

oh wait neermind its gun posting hours

back to my movies

I'm tempted to buy this for deer hunting season.

are the deer in your area armed to the teeth or something

oh boy

here we go

why do you need that john

ASSAULT RIFLE 15

Just shoot them with arrows like in good old days

BLOW THE DEER INTO CHUNKS