God I want to hunt deer

Do you even know how to skin and butcher a deer john

im sure you probably do, fucking psycho

I am going to buy an ar later so a muzzle loading upper would be neat to have so I can get a head start on hunting season

And it's not hard pawp.

god it honestly feels so good to be american sometimes

Being an American is based, seeing euros cope is even more so

I should at least go fishing

Problem is a single shot black powder gun is like 120 for a good one.

And the upper is 500

Like why

Because people will pay it

It costs more for the same fucking thing.

>be euro >if everything goes to shit the germans get to fuck you over AGAIN >decide to dunk on based america with the best army on the planet

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Euro cope is such a well documented thing that acknowledging it is a waste of time, tbh

Anyway matt, are you going to go hunting this year?

"Hmm yes the sky is still blue today"

Instead of bailing

Dunno. Want to. But I have a wedding to go to.

hunting is neat

Yours

No, my brothers.

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Just hunt at the wedding.

And no, seeing his will not inspire me.

john why do you want matt to get married

even if he invites you its not like your going to show up

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Ouch.

One, he wouldn't invite me and two because it's a running joke.

>implying he wouldnt invite you

Every American in this discord server is invited to my wedding.

>be matt >want my discord buddy john to be happy all the time

Except for any mods.

I'll send whatever he wants on hisnregistry up to 1000 dollars.

I expect matt to not invite /me/ but /you/ would get an invite

Because I will be damned if he makes me look at a dog shrine

Bad enough I have to see my sister's whenever I visit.