It ain't

No webs either

Be nice to spiders matty they are more pleasant than you

The Pinnacle of spiderbro

Sorry, guys, I'm capable of having human friends, so I don't have to empathize with spiders of all things.

Spiders go with the food is maybe try being less messy

These however almost as bad as black widows, they say

It's the heat forcing them inside. This is the first I've seen one in my house.

They keep to trees and bushes tho, no big deal

Oh yeah I had a millipede infestation for the same reason

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver

These big motherfuckers were all over the nature reserve I used to live by in Florida.

Those make golden webs too

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephila_clavata

I'd walk into their webs all the time and they'd come scuttling down

<:rolf:589102490696548371>

>not harvesting the webs to make socks

I am not a dorf

It'll just take a while

I think the people who made a spider silk tapestry actually just captured and brought a bunch of spiders

https://youtu.be/LFF68_bME9E

Again,

Also, I just busted a nut that made me fucking lightheaded from the intensity.

That's what 8 days of abstinence will do to a nigga

wat

Oh, I've had a bladder infection or something for like the last week, it finally let up a day or two ago.

matty, ur gf is stealing ur energy

Irl succubus

G'mornin

<:30yo:589183955752845332> <:boomer:480046032546168863> 💨

https://youtu.be/1_oLOdWvyNg

nutting yourself into a coma is a good way to spend the weekend @Matthew

https://youtu.be/lV0izjnAwUs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401490419088752641/605010557661216778/IMG_20190728_141200.jpg

bacon burger pizza

who's jealous and who wants to kill me

Looks good, but it's 7 AM here, so not jealous atm