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Matt how drunk are you, 1/10 or 10/10?

iren, how new are you 1/10 or 10/10?

Yeah, I come back and he has already given himself to the drink

He was here before you

0/10, I haven't had a drink in a long-ass time

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thats a *classic* copypasta, you boob

Wrong, Billy has been an eternal lurker

its true

ive been here since forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39lHPHs8bV8

i just haven't spoken til recently

Man watching rossman' s live stream of his prospective new storefront is painful with how aggressively Semitic that realtor is

i was in beverly hills today

and i saw a guy with a *huge* yarmulke

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two That's where I want to be

living in Beverly hills

gimme gimme

do yarmulkes get bigger the more powerful a jew is?

becasue for real it was like twice the size of the rest of the ones i saw that day

Probably just a fashion statement

i dunno, other than that he was just a fat businessman

no real style to him

Probably just fashion. Or being really, really proud of being jewish, Like the equalvalent of those people who feel the need to open-carry an AR-15 around the supermarket

probably

oh

also i saw a guy driving a brand new porsche

he was driving it really slowly

and i looked in his window as he passed

and it was an old man

like one of those guys that are so old they vibrate

Elderly Vibrations....

for real

it straight up looked like if he accidentally pressed the gas too fast the acceleration would kill him

and he had a look on his face like he didnt know where he was

it was actually kinda frightening

his head lightly presses into the headrest, and dissolves into dust

i wouldn't have been surprised if that happened

I come across a TON of old fuckers in those goddamned powerchairs

Did you put on a wig and try to convince him you're one of his ex wives out for alimony?