Message from @Matthew

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2019-08-30 03:54:17 UTC  

Why did he stick his arm in a combine harvester

2019-08-30 03:54:48 UTC  

i dont know

2019-08-30 03:55:16 UTC  

it wasnt running when he stuck it in there

2019-08-30 03:55:35 UTC  

Probably jammed something and it suddenly started up again.

2019-08-30 03:55:48 UTC  

Older engines sometimes do that.

2019-08-30 03:56:12 UTC  

but it was cut off just below the elbow, so he was still able to carry buckets around on the farm

2019-08-30 03:56:22 UTC  

Should've watched this

2019-08-30 03:56:40 UTC  

it happened before that came out

2019-08-30 03:57:07 UTC  

Well that's his own stupid fault then

2019-08-30 03:57:37 UTC  

should been a time traveler instead of a farmer

2019-08-30 04:02:50 UTC  

I've got over 350 (or was it 250?) apps that I've slowly gathered since late 2017. Just going through every one of them, one at a time. There's some good stuff in here. Some total trash, too.

2019-08-30 04:03:08 UTC  

phone apps?

2019-08-30 04:03:20 UTC  

Mostly just games from F-Droid that I wanted to experience the crustiness of.

2019-08-30 04:03:23 UTC  

How?

2019-08-30 04:03:54 UTC  

How do you get that many apps and not want to kill yourself every Time you open your phone

2019-08-30 04:03:55 UTC  

For the most part, I went through F-Droid and gathered any app that looked interesting, but never actually tried most of them out.

2019-08-30 04:04:07 UTC  

I just organized my shit, jesus.

2019-08-30 04:05:02 UTC  

Is this supposed to impress me?

2019-08-30 04:05:19 UTC  

No

2019-08-30 04:05:23 UTC  

kk

2019-08-30 04:05:44 UTC  

mario maker one sucked because it was all crappy music and auto-mario levels instead of stuff that was actually fun to play

2019-08-30 04:05:56 UTC  

is two going that same way?

2019-08-30 04:06:50 UTC  

Yes

2019-08-30 04:07:07 UTC  

RUN TO THE RIGHT WHILE CRAZY SHIT JUST BARELY MISSES YOU

2019-08-30 04:07:09 UTC  

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-08-30 04:07:37 UTC  

truly awful

2019-08-30 04:10:32 UTC  

Real art hours

2019-08-30 04:11:17 UTC  

Brainlets will try to convince you this is cringe

2019-08-30 04:11:35 UTC  

*You're watching the family learning channel, and now, Angry Ticks Fire Out of My Nipples*

2019-08-30 04:11:42 UTC  

i looked at the clock and it was 911

2019-08-30 04:11:47 UTC  

is that bad luck

2019-08-30 04:12:06 UTC  

Nah, just hang in for 4:20 😎

2019-08-30 04:13:12 UTC  

ill miss that by 20 minutes

2019-08-30 04:15:26 UTC  
2019-08-30 04:16:43 UTC  

i remember that being popular but i was never super into it

2019-08-30 04:18:02 UTC  

i was also the only person at my school that wasnt totally in love with south park

2019-08-30 04:18:55 UTC  

https://tenor.com/uQkA.gif
Only finest, Highbrow humor for you, I'm sure.

2019-08-30 04:19:05 UTC  

nah i like dumb shit