Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
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and it was an old man
like one of those guys that are so old they vibrate
Elderly Vibrations....
for real
it straight up looked like if he accidentally pressed the gas too fast the acceleration would kill him
and he had a look on his face like he didnt know where he was
it was actually kinda frightening
his head lightly presses into the headrest, and dissolves into dust
i wouldn't have been surprised if that happened
I come across a TON of old fuckers in those goddamned powerchairs
Did you put on a wig and try to convince him you're one of his ex wives out for alimony?
I've had one obliterate the front of my vending machines because he accidentally went forward when he meant to go back, and was so freaked out that he went FULL THROTTLE FORWARD
i should have, it probably would have worked
fucking old people
theyre a menace
to society
society, that thing we live in
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I like old people who are old because they deserve it and not because they have been getting solid D's in self preservation and things are safe enough now it kind of works out
yeah
like my great grandpa, who had his arm torn off in a combine accident and then lived to be 90
Why did he stick his arm in a combine harvester
i dont know
it wasnt running when he stuck it in there
Probably jammed something and it suddenly started up again.
Older engines sometimes do that.
but it was cut off just below the elbow, so he was still able to carry buckets around on the farm
Should've watched this
it happened before that came out
Well that's his own stupid fault then
should been a time traveler instead of a farmer
I've got over 350 (or was it 250?) apps that I've slowly gathered since late 2017. Just going through every one of them, one at a time. There's some good stuff in here. Some total trash, too.
phone apps?
Mostly just games from F-Droid that I wanted to experience the crustiness of.
How?
How do you get that many apps and not want to kill yourself every Time you open your phone
For the most part, I went through F-Droid and gathered any app that looked interesting, but never actually tried most of them out.
I just organized my shit, jesus.