... oui'd

That was very bad and you should feel ashamed

:(

I am ashamed

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Which one of you nerds cums in the time it takes to watch a YouTube ad

more like which one isn't

>tfw I bring that average down

***>watching YouTube ads***

Someone just split their fucking head open in the cafeteria

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Oh fuck

Good thing theyre already in a hospital

Some power scooter faggot sideswiped someone's cane out from under them and they smashed their skull off the counter on the way down

Is it a rascals VS canes gang war now?

WE WUZ KANES

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Old fuck kept trying to get back up while his head was gushing blood, had to have 3 dudes put down their lunches to restrain him and explain that he shouldn't be moving his head or neck

He was totally lucid, just fucking stubborn

RIP in peace, old man's beautiful salad he spent 10 minutes crafting at the salad bar

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Real tragedy

Power chair homo disappeared in the chaos

Why didn't you chase after him?

and risk becoming his next victim?

Just unplug his life support system

life support? are you saying he is some kind of wheeled man-machine strogg hybrid too? Going after him would be a painful suicide.

Well he's in a power chair he's bound to have some kind of tube or shit for life support

Otherwise there's also the universal life support that you can disconnect

@Matthew I found your culprit

tough bastard

I am not allowed to lay my hands on customers under any circumstances

The most I could do is trot behind him and say "sir, you shouldn't leave...sir..... sir..."

well you can lay your hands on me

wait

I was trying to make a joke and it came out wrong

i was going to say I would lay my hands on the customer

also @Matthew lawsuit problem?

Yeah, that's a huge liability

what if they are a danger to others