Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 565592787500662794


2019-04-10 14:32:22 UTC  

and of course use a lot of black vinegar and soy sauce

2019-04-10 14:32:32 UTC  

there's also rice wine

2019-04-10 14:32:38 UTC  

shaoxing

2019-04-10 14:32:42 UTC  

yeah, that too

2019-04-10 14:32:50 UTC  

surprisingly no one i knew in china used sesame oil

2019-04-10 14:32:58 UTC  

unless its very special dishes

2019-04-10 14:33:25 UTC  

for some reason, no matter where i buy it, the sichuan peppers i buy in USA are not spicy

2019-04-10 14:33:33 UTC  

all of them are from mexico and they literally are NOT spicy at all

2019-04-10 14:33:34 UTC  

it's the anglo syndrome

2019-04-10 14:33:41 UTC  

i think i need to find some chinese grown ones

2019-04-10 14:33:47 UTC  

anglo spice isn't spicy at all

2019-04-10 14:34:13 UTC  

earlier today me and my anglo friend went to get some indonesian food at a joint I knew

2019-04-10 14:34:30 UTC  

I warned him it would be spicy (to me) and he was in tears while eating lmao

2019-04-10 14:34:50 UTC  

is this just shitty spice tolerance or is my friend an anomaly?

2019-04-10 14:35:13 UTC  

@kaetaa what think

2019-04-10 14:35:48 UTC  

most of the chillies here aren't spicy as well, except those bird eye cultivars from malaysia

2019-04-10 16:01:18 UTC  

I'm not sure - my chinese mother in law has only had sichuan peppers her whole life

2019-04-10 16:01:25 UTC  

when she came to america she tried some habanero chicken wings

2019-04-10 16:01:30 UTC  

and was fucking dying and crying and couldnt handle it

2019-04-10 16:01:43 UTC  

so i think different spices hit people differently, especially if they arent used to it

2019-04-10 17:43:48 UTC  

*>so i think different spices hit people differently, especially if they arent used to it*
this

2019-04-10 21:17:36 UTC  

Should've given her some more

2019-04-10 21:17:42 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 22:32:00 UTC  

just add ginger and garlic

2019-04-11 07:06:27 UTC  

good stuff

2019-04-11 07:06:38 UTC  

https://996.icu/ being blocked on twitter too (message fails to send if you try to)

2019-04-11 16:25:44 UTC  

Sister-sister or girlfriend-sister?

2019-04-11 16:34:17 UTC  

Why not both?

2019-04-11 16:35:16 UTC  

Because that would be the second

2019-04-11 16:35:24 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-11 16:41:33 UTC  

how do you coax a man to leave the bathroom if you need to pay a woman

2019-04-11 16:43:44 UTC  

ooh

2019-04-11 16:43:49 UTC  

the parents pay for the "treatment"

2019-04-11 19:35:29 UTC  

What happens when I leave the room

2019-04-11 21:30:05 UTC  

"Wow! look who came out of his cave! did you save the princess yet?"

2019-04-11 21:30:14 UTC  

>immediately start crying and run back in my room

2019-04-11 21:30:19 UTC  

repeat every few days

2019-04-11 21:39:24 UTC  

*and they wonder why you never leave your room*

2019-04-11 22:33:03 UTC  

A sister? I hate family, that shit would keep me locked inside even more efficiently than I can manage just on my own.