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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-small-Edc-stainless-steel-fold-scissor-tijera-tesoura-pocket-tool-utility-gadget-portable-camp-hike/32933435186.html

Fug u bot learn to check your links

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-New-Pocket-Outdoor-Tool-Key-Chain-Stainless-Steel-Mini-Survival-Spring-EDC-Scissor-Tool/32863857659.html

Yeah bro, that link was absolutely putrid

@timsandtoms I think ^^^ is the smallest you're likely to find

You could always forge and sharpen your own.

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Tims works at Lowes, he doesn't know anything about tools.

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Ha, maybe I should just bolt two Olfa blades together

That might actually work.

Is this an actual need, or are you being autistic.

Ah, NVM, the bevel is wrong

@Matthew 50/50

Any of those surgical cutters/scrissors ?

If it being tiny is a primary goal, it being in the "edc" section is your best bet

But I had forgotten that folding scissors existed, so I ordered the linked folding ones, and will start searching with those in mind

I like building kits for things, even if I have another way of accomplishing the same task

So this is that.

tfw gay mods made it so I will never make millions in referral link money from Tims impulse buys

why g*d why

I order quantity, not high dollar amounts

Slip and snips indeed

Just get one of those wenger multitools what has scrissors

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Bokers slipjoint model has ones at least

That's a smart idea tervy then just snap off the scissor part

Costs 50 in G10 scale orange color

@Pawp silly you can buy those scrissors separated too

I kinda wanna buy chink fake us money in bulk

https://www.thesewinggallery.net/world-s-smallest-scissors

available on amazon.

I think gf might actually have one of these. Hmm.

@timsandtoms https://www.amazon.com/LighterBro-Lighter-Sleeve-Multi-tool-Stainless/dp/B00NS5UP8G

How often does it happen that a phone is stolen via mail?

How often mail theft happens