Message from @androidcrawler

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2019-05-15 15:46:51 UTC  

and beard oil and all that scammy bullshit

2019-05-15 15:46:54 UTC  

you want a leathery old face?

2019-05-15 15:47:04 UTC  

disgusting

2019-05-15 15:47:08 UTC  

i have friend who takes shit tons of heat always when i state that beard oils are usefull as makeup for women*

2019-05-15 15:47:12 UTC  

You are a fucking disgrace

2019-05-15 15:47:30 UTC  

your beard is probably looking like pube anyway

2019-05-15 15:47:37 UTC  

moisturise it

2019-05-15 15:47:51 UTC  

you need a shaving cream too

2019-05-15 15:47:56 UTC  

don't use the canned shit

2019-05-15 15:47:59 UTC  

but yeah when you start to get skinburns its time to switch blades out

2019-05-15 15:48:05 UTC  

actually

2019-05-15 15:48:15 UTC  

its when you start feeling the blade tug on your skin

2019-05-15 15:48:23 UTC  

don't wait untily ou get irritation

2019-05-15 15:48:30 UTC  

the second you feel the blade dragging, change it

2019-05-15 15:48:39 UTC  

A pack of 100 good razors cost like 10-15 bux

2019-05-15 15:48:41 UTC  

its way cheaper

2019-05-15 15:48:48 UTC  

don't listen to fatthew

2019-05-15 15:48:51 UTC  

@StickyDonutHoles forget all those oils and all that jazz hot shower, foam and good head does it

2019-05-15 15:48:52 UTC  

those disposables are crap

2019-05-15 15:48:59 UTC  

"good head"

2019-05-15 15:49:09 UTC  

does he have to give head before shaving?

2019-05-15 15:49:20 UTC  

yes to barber doing work for him

2019-05-15 15:49:21 UTC  

a de razor

2019-05-15 15:49:32 UTC  

a clone

2019-05-15 15:49:39 UTC  

yea

2019-05-15 15:49:53 UTC  

just search adjustable de razor

2019-05-15 15:50:06 UTC  

it's made from stainless steel im pretty sure its face

2019-05-15 15:50:08 UTC  

safe even

2019-05-15 15:50:30 UTC  

nigga the adjustable razor is like 7 dollars

2019-05-15 15:51:36 UTC  

for that emo look

2019-05-15 15:52:22 UTC  

anyways youll also need the blades

2019-05-15 15:52:28 UTC  

buy a pack of sample blades if you wanna try em out

2019-05-15 15:52:38 UTC  

each de blade has a different sharpness

2019-05-15 15:52:47 UTC  

or you could read up on them and buy according to your skin type

2019-05-15 15:53:00 UTC  

you will need an alcohol free shaving cream and brush

2019-05-15 15:53:18 UTC  

Shaving used to be my autism a while back.

2019-05-15 15:53:21 UTC  

plus an aftershave lotion with little to no alcohol, alcohol dries out your skin and makes you look older

2019-05-15 15:53:24 UTC  

I could write a book on this shit.

2019-05-15 15:53:34 UTC  

then you realised how much waste of money and effort it was ?

2019-05-15 15:53:49 UTC  

I moved on to something else that interested me.